I'm Laura. 20 years young, living in MN, pretending to be a functioning adult. Laughing is my favorite sport.
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thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

CLINTASHA AU - After the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D., Natasha finds Clint in a small town on the countryside. She soon begins to notice he is much more quiet and somber than his usual self. Something had happened to him while he was gone. 

"Clint, are you alright?"

scruffytheblog:

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armsbendback:

apinchofsanity:

Parentmor- Requested by 

Welcome to the Moran-Moriarty household where dinner consists of great deserts, and casual conversations about murder methods. 

Seriously, I didn’t know how much I wanted this. This is too perfect. 

I am unable to express my need for this.

what is this feeling I have for this post all of a sudden?